uh huh her ([info]laurgasm) wrote,
@ 2007-11-14 14:01:00
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The Exit Interview



Good afternoon, Lauren.



Um, what is this about?



This is an exit interview.



An...exit interview? Whatever for?



It's an interview we give out to employees that get fired or who resigned so that we at the human resources department can understand your reasons for leaving and how we might improve the work environment for our employees and potential employees.



(ORLY LOL.) Okay, let's do this!

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[info]wring
2007-11-16 05:34 am UTC (link)
"I’m Only Going to Grad School Because I Don’t Want a Real Job"

So are you just trying to validate your slackerdom or did you REALLY get sexually harassed?

oh waaaaahmbulance.

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[info]laurgasm
2007-11-16 05:41 am UTC (link)
...because everything that's said on the internet must be taken literally.

Retard.

(For the record, I'd never make a serious accusation like sexual harassment unless it really did happen. Which it did. So fuck off.)

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[info]wring
2007-11-16 05:46 am UTC (link)
...because everything that's said on the internet must be taken literally.

So srz bsns of sexual harassment must not be taken seriously either. Right. Some dudes making fun of your thunder thighs DOES sound like OHNOESSEXUALHARRASMENT.

Correction, dear: only retards take up an MA in creative writing. Comparative Lit too complicated for you?

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[info]laurgasm
2007-11-16 05:52 am UTC (link)
For the record, I'm taking up two Comparative Lit classes this semester. I've taken that shit up in college too. I can explain to you the difference formalism and neo-Aristotelianism is but I think that might be too much for you to handle.

Correction, dear: only retards take up an MA in creative writing.

Sorry babe, but you got that wrong. Only retards attack other people on Livejournal.

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[info]wring
2007-11-16 05:58 am UTC (link)
Not attacking u, bb. Just commenting. Can we go back to talking about your thunder thighs and choice of miniskirts? I have no time for "difference formalism". Also, you should probably play with your digicam more to find out your power angles. Y'know, so the acne wouldn't show too much.

Rule #1: if you can't take the heat from your publicly shared fugly pics, get out of the internets. I'm sure you've been around the block long enough to know that.

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[info]selloutgirl
2007-11-17 07:09 pm UTC (link)
How about TRY AGAIN. Feel better now, attempting to snark people half your age AND half your size? Total phail, Wendy Penguin?

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thanks for commenting
[info]wring
2007-11-17 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Flaming ALWAYS makes me feel good, bb. It's been a while. Hey I'm just trying to help your friend get over herself and accept the fact that she's just upset about her life cus a) she can't afford Arrneow Grad School and b) her thunder thighs are all over teh interwebs!

Half my age and size. Got your math wrong, bb, I'm barely 40. I can't attest about the weight, I sincerely doubt your friend is less than 100 lbs. LOL @ penguin. You remembered! Good times, good times. Were you even part of those shenanigans? I thought you were one of Klassy's minions.

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[info]selloutgirl
2007-11-19 12:43 am UTC (link)
Again: what do you hope to gain from your dramawongering? Everyone knows you're fat. Everyone knows you're hideous. Eveyryone knows you're this asshat who is in dire need to move on and grow up. It's been years, and still you're not being paid to LJ. Time to choose another profession?

Also: klassy? You mean klass my awesome friend? What about her, you ice-wannabe? Is this all part of your ploy to generate more traffic to your silly LJ? TOTAL PHAIL, WE...WENDY, RIGHT?

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[info]selloutgirl
2007-11-19 12:46 am UTC (link)
LOL, YOU UGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. NOT YOUR SUPPOSED INTELLIGENCE, NOT YOUR SUPPOSED WIT, NOT YOUR WRITING CREDS CAN RESCUEC YOU, YOU FATTIE SLAHS UGLIE. UGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FATSO.

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[info]selloutgirl
2007-11-19 12:49 am UTC (link)
Also: flaming makes you happy? Howsabout you try losing weight, you blimp? THEN you can start making cheapshots at the lauren? LOL, you ugly.

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[info]selloutgirl
2007-11-19 12:56 am UTC (link)
Also, I read this horrendous article of yours in... Jawbreaker? WHAT A FUCKING LOL. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOOLOLOOLOO is all I have to say, you ignoramus. No syourbrise that Lauren knows more cerebral "crap" than you do, FATSO.

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[info]selloutgirl
2007-11-19 01:06 am UTC (link)
I'm waiting, you lowlife. Though totally understanandable if you...... like.........hohohohohohohoho. bitch

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[info]selloutgirl
2007-11-19 01:01 am UTC (link)
I'm waiting for your reply, you ugly dog

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[info]selloutgirl
2007-11-19 01:13 am UTC (link)
Rule#2: Make sure you don't fucking bore me. Cos you're going down. You and your family. ARE GOING DOWN.

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[info]wring
2007-11-19 01:48 am UTC (link)
hahahahahha what?

sorry for making u wait, bb. was out watching Love in the time of cholera. It's pretty good. Anyway! Glad you're having a ball calling me fat and ugly and...uh...short, lowlife, etc etc etc (hey at least I don't photoshop my pics, natch). Sure it hurts me when you call me these things, but PLEASE NOT MY FAMILY!!!!! :(( I'm begging you PLEASE keep them out of it!

anyway I hope your ringworm's better now. That shit's disgusting.

oh I just remembered you're more of klassy [info]postmodernputa's buddy than the "ice" gang. you weren't part of that group, were you? and you are right, I don't get paid to lj so why would I want traffic?

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[info]yukitsu
2007-11-16 09:02 am UTC (link)
Someone's too bored to get a life outside of trying to wank on strangers' LJs. lol.

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[info]psychoshoujo
2007-11-16 04:27 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn't trust anyone who thinks an MA in Creative Writing's 'retardingly' easy. *snerks*

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[info]yukitsu
2007-11-16 04:27 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn't trust anyone who talks about fashion and photography when their own facebook picture is ugly.

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[info]wring
2007-11-17 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Ohay thanks for visiting!

But seriously: bathroom/yellow lights are PERFECT for cloaking acne!

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[info]wring
2007-11-17 07:27 pm UTC (link)
I don't get it. "Retardingly" is in quotes because...?

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[info]darkspear
2007-11-16 09:41 am UTC (link)
LOLen, what a coincidence! a Random stranger's also been wanking on my blog. HuhLOLZ.

What a flame target we TMB people are.

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