uh huh her ([info]laurgasm) wrote,
@ 2007-08-06 22:36:00
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The Hohobags
One of my coworkers sent me a video of a question and answer portion in a Bb. Pilipinas competition. It got me LOLlercoastering for a good five minutes.



Then it got me thinking. How could anyone consider someone like her fit to represent the Philippines and Filipino women in general? Granted, you don't watch beauty pagaents for an accurate representation of cultures from around the world. So what do you do when you come across something unfamiliar - like the "Filipina" for instance - and want instantaneous information about it? You look it up on the intarnets, of course! The intarnets has the answer to everything. Unfortunately, if you type in the word "Filipina" on Google, the first few websites that come out are catalogs of single Filipina women looking for husbands. Which is not to say that placing an advertisement for yourself on the Internet makes you any less Filipina. Whatever floats your boat. But just because this is the route a lot of our female compatriots choose to take, it doesn't mean that all of us Filipinas are mail-order-bride wannabes on the prowl for a rich white husband who will swaddle us in designer clothes and provide us with a green card, half-white kids who'll grow up to be models and celebrities back in the motherland, and a house in the suburbs.


Hohobags behaved


So as my contribution to my mom's campaign to reshape the sexy Filipina image on the Internet, I will talk about a group of Filipino women who don't quite fit the Maria Clara image our society oh-so-values, but who aren't "wild", promiscuous girls either. They are called The Hohobags and I am writing about them because I couldn't think of anything remotely intelligent to say about this topic so I've resorted to whoring my friends to the intarnets they are the group of girl friends every chick should have, except the Hohobags are much more awesomer. I can't remember who coined the word "hohobag" and where it originated from, but I do know that we started using the term around March when we were shopping for graduation dresses in the shade of "hohobag red". I suck at writing definitions but I shall do my best to explain to you the concept of a "hohobag".


( What is a hohobag? )



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[info]eiren
2007-08-06 02:44 pm UTC (link)
Do you need a western husband too? I'm offering!

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[info]laurgasm
2007-08-09 12:30 pm UTC (link)
But I thought you were getting married? :(

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[info]eiren
2007-08-09 12:32 pm UTC (link)
Well that depends on you!

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[info]laurgasm
2007-08-09 12:36 pm UTC (link)
Marry me instead!! I like the thought of Eurasian babies. :D

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[info]eiren
2007-08-09 12:37 pm UTC (link)
You wouldn't need to ask me twice :)

You are pretty much my ideal girl! hehe

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[info]laurgasm
2007-08-09 12:46 pm UTC (link)
Maybe you need to get to know more girls. :P

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[info]eiren
2007-08-09 12:47 pm UTC (link)
Ha! Trust me, I know enough to know for sure.

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[info]scarredempress
2007-08-06 03:13 pm UTC (link)
I laughed so hard when she said "Quiet please". You could immediately sense that she's stupid. Look at Dick gordon laughing when she said beauty, and he then nodded a bit when she said that being smart could be learned (wtf?!?!).

At the very least we could see the standards by which beauty pageants are run now. Somehow before, we put beauty queens in a pedestal. But now, who really gives a damn.

At least not the two of us. Right there dear? haha

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[info]laurgasm
2007-08-09 12:30 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha definitely. We beautiful and smart. :D

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[info]gnouh
2007-08-07 09:13 am UTC (link)
LOL omg, I can't believe her response (or lackthereof)! Before the question was even asked, I thought it looked stupid that they were all there in the undies (is that supposed to be a bikini or what?!) too.

Intelligence is beauty.

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[info]laurgasm
2007-08-09 12:31 pm UTC (link)
Agreed. No matter how pretty or cute someone is, I lose interest real quickly if I can't connect with that person on an intellectual level.

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[info]torenggaring
2007-08-10 04:28 pm UTC (link)
i miss you guys
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

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